Blog #2: Whichever son of a bitch at HP split their charger up is going to hell

Okay, I don't know if blogging twice in a day is taboo, but it's about 10 PM, the first day of school and I need to get this off my chest. As the title says, whoever decided at HP to have their charger split up into fucking bits and pieces is going to the boiling room of hell. I don't know if Hewlett-Packard devices somehow need that, but I don't care. I had to go on a manhunt for my charger today, I'm talking flipped tables like the way Jesus did it and everything, for my laptop charger that I use to do school work. And guess what? I found ONE PIECE!!! I found the piece that connects into the wall but because the actual charger is apparently in another fucking castle I still can't charge it because there's nothing to connect between the charger and the laptop. What a stupid charger design. Honestly, I've seen Apple come up with better chargers than that. HP Incorporated, are you guys seriously going to get outdone by motherfucking Apple of all companies????? Whatever. My day is ruined, I'm gonna have to ask for a temporary charger, and I have to go through this for another 10 straight months.
August 23, 2026